the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day
(( Hahaha I can choose between a nap or doing my designs for work early so I can get started on making new stuff to sell. siudhgosieuort i hate forgetting about things ))
cupcakes in London Westfield!
get out of there cat. you’re not an ornament.
Oops. You frightened the Jn. You should probably stop jilling off on the couch. Snickering and blushing, you shoot a text to Flower asking him to apologize to his rail for you.
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»proceed to shove your other cold hand up his shirt to be a butt.
»Mumble something that sounds like ‘Bitch.’. Blow on her nose.
»Bite his chin and trace a diamond on his cheek with your nose
aka the most precious thing to ever exist. It doesn’t bite. It doesn’t even show it’s fangs, even when severelly aggressed. Instead, it rolls over
sticks its tongue out
and plays dead.