huffelpoof:

whimsicalspecks:

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

i hate you so much

is everyone going to ignore the whole “flat-out vulgar” deal or—


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umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.


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aquachilddicksquad:

hey sheik pass that loud youre going full nostradamus on us


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Streaming Ghost Stories at 40 after

asktricksterroxy:

that show with the ridiculous dub and the quasi lesbian ghost killers~ very fun~

starting~ feel free to join at any time~


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Streaming Ghost Stories at 40 after

that show with the ridiculous dub and the quasi lesbian ghost killers~ very fun~


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galacticgodhead:

people who assume im a bottom just because i like to trot around in pretty skirts
oh honey
ill fuck your brains out and leave my high heels
on


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Streaming Dumplings at 25 after~!

asktricksterroxy:

asktricksterroxy:

cannibalism~

there is also pregnancy, abortion, incest, and other triggers abound, so be prepped for a horror flick~

starting~ feel free to join at any time~


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turntechfirebreather:

shadymum:

tarasque-rising:

wild-rising:

flightdescending:

reignclan:

Happy holidays, friends. Today my gf and I won an appropriately holiday-themed item so I thought in the spirit of the day I’d pass on some good feels with a giveaway of my own.

Reblog with your username to enter, you don’t have to be following (but if you aren’t you’re hella missing out) and I’ll draw names sometime after rollover or early tomorrow.

FIRST UP: 420 gems & some random junk*

NEXT PLACE: Your choice of treasure mp gene & random junk*

LASTLY: Idk, like a chest or something. Don’t put all this pressure on me man.

*random junk will probably have 420-related puns involved so be cool with that or whatever

BatCrooks 11316 C:

xazz 33478

Oniwanbashu #42357

SlimShady #30602

davodign 28112

paradoxicull


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#eeyyy 

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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.


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my-friend-the-frog:

 living on hell monster island


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